And the hares
And the hares
And the hares
And the hairs on their dicky-dai-do hang down to their knees
One black one
One white one
And one with a bit of shite on
And one with a little light on
To show us the way
Drink it down, down, down, down,
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Bullshit
Bullshit, bullshit
It all sounds like bullshit to me, to me
Bullshit, bullshit
It all sounds like bullshit to me
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Get a life
Get a life get a life get a life life life
Get a life get a life get a life life life
Get a life get a life get a life life life
Get a l-i-i-ife, get a life life life
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Hey hares
Hey hares
Your trail was bad
You got the pack lost
Now go and get them
Remember to use some flour and some chalk
Then trail will start
To be much better better better better better better Yeow!
Down down down down down down down down down
F*** youuu
Down down down down down down down down down
F*** youuuu
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Here's to brother hasher
Here's to brother hasher,
Brother hasher, brother hasher,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
He's happy, he's jolly,
He's fucked up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
Drinking down, down, down, down
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Lost Your Hash Cherry
You Lost Your Hash Cherry to Us,
To us!
You Lost Your Hash Cherry to Us,
To us!
You Lost Your Hash Cherry, It Wasn't So Scary
You Lost Your Hash Cherry to Us
To us!
You Broke Your Hash Hymen with Us,
With us!
You Broke Your Hash Hymen with Us,
With us!
You Broke Your Hash Hymen, Took it All Without Whinin'
You Broke Your Hash Hymen with Us
With us!
You All Became Hashers with Us,
With us!
You All Became Hashers with Us,
With us!
You All Became Hashers,
You Miserable Bastards
You All Became Hashers with Us,
With us!
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Love Me Tender
Love me tender, love me sweet,
Wrap your lips around my meat.
Hold me close and watch me grin,
As I dribble down, down, down…
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She’s All Right
She’s all right, she’s all right,
She’s a little flat chested, but she’s all right
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(S)he ought to be publicly pissed on
(S)he ought to be publicly pissed on
(S)he ought to be publicy shot
(Bang Bang)
(S)he ought to be nailed to the shithouse
And left there to fester and rot
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(S)he’s true blue
(S)he’s true blue, (s)he’s a hasher through and through
(S)he’s a pisspot so they say,
Tried to get to heaven but (s)he went the other way
Drink it down down………
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Song for the virgins
Four and twenty virgins
Came down from Inverness
And when the ball was over
There were four and twenty less
Balls to your partner
Ass against the wall
If you’ve never been shagged on a Saturday night
You’ve never been shagged at all!
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This is a down down song
This is a down down song
It isn’t very long
Drink it down down…..
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Why was (s)he born so beautiful
Why was (s)he born so beautiful
Why was (s)he born at all
(S)he’s no fucking use to anyone
(S)he’s no fucking use at all
(S)he may be a joy to her/his mother
But (s)he’s a pain in the ass to us all
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You’re stupid
You’re stupid, you’re stupid, you’re so fucking dumb
If it wasn’t for your mother you’d be a spot of cum
