Date: 2026-05-02 | Venue: Tien Du
Planned Hares:
Running Hares: Young Stick Lover, Wet Dream
Walking Hares: Bread Baker, Shameless Sausage Eater
Directions:
Circle somewhere around: 21.1051500, 106.0224000
(If you find it without getting lost, you’re doing it wrong.)
🚌 HASH BUS ALERT
One stop only, no excuses, no mercy:
📍 36 Ngo Quyen
⏰ 1:30 PM SHARP!!! Latecomers will enjoy a bonus trail known as “Catch the Bus” 🏃♂️💨
Get ready to get lost (on purpose) in the wilds of Tien Du District for RUN #1812 this Saturday, May 2nd, 2026!
⏰ START AT CIRCLE: 3:00 PM (or whenever the hares stop hiding 🍻)
🌳 THE TRAIL
Your dubious hare team (Bread Baker, Young Stick Lover, Wet Dream & Shameless Sausage Eater) promises:
Forest frolicking 🌲
Rice field meandering 🌾
Village confusion 🤷♂️
🏃♂️ Runners: ~11km with 250m climb (yes, uphill… repeatedly)
🚶 Walkers: ~8km with 200m climb (less suffering, same confusion)
🍻 Expect the usual: questionable trails, cold beers, and even colder judgment.
Bring: shoes, water, sense of humor. Leave: dignity.
ON ON!!! 🍺
Turnout: 49 hashers, 4 hares: Shameless Sausage Eater, Wet Dream, Bread Baker, Young Stick Lover
