Date: 2025-11-08 | Venue: Luong Son, Hoa Binh
Planned Hares:
Running Hares: Cardboard Cock, Pole Fucker, Noah
Walking Hares: Horny Bride, Loan Me
Directions:
Circle Coordinates: 20°54'32.3"N 105°32'36.6"E
🚌 Pick-up Points:
13:30 SHARP – 36 Ngô Quyền, Hoàn Kiếm
~13:50 – 212 Trần Duy Hưng Street
The bus waits for no one — not even you.
Run #1787 is coming! Your hares Pole Fucker, Noah, Horny Bribe, Loan Me, and CC have cooked up a trail that will make you sweat and swear.
🔦 Bring a Torch:
Head or hand. You’ll want it.
On-on this Saturday! 🐾🍺
⚠️ Disclaimer:
By joining this run/walk, you agree that:
You are responsible for your own safety, dignity, and underwear.
The Hanoi Hash, the hares, the drivers, and random buffaloes cannot be blamed for injuries, dehydration, heartbreak, hangovers, or your shocking lack of fitness.
Getting lost is a feature, not a bug.
Any bruises, scratches, falls, or poor decisions are entirely your problem.
Turnout: 33 hashers, 5 hares: Ride Me, Cardboard Cock, Cardboard Cutout, Pole Fucker, Horny Bride
